i’m like 80% sure that the people who romanticize snow are the people who don’t have to live in places that get over half an inch of it
There is nothing romantic about kissing someone when your nose hairs are frozen and you can’t feel your feet. Trust me.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
I am SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SITE
I laughed more than I shouldve